Pennington, NJ, October 26, 2009. Our fearless reporter called the Dicksons back to check on Bridget's probation progress after her arrest, and got to talk to Johanna, Sean and Amanda, who all reported amazement at the improvement in Bridget's coat. The threesome were in town from New York to attend a party of PDS alums on Saturday night, which turned out to be less than advertised. Sean and Amanda have announced they are staying in their Upper East Side apartment for another year, ending a promising search in Astoria.
In an exclusive to Pop's Weekly Letter, we have learned that Peter visited the house of the family that took in Bridget last Wednesday and learned that the reason for Bridget's nice coat is the shampoo they used on her (they use it on thier own dog): Head and Shoulders! (It's anti-fungal, their vet says). A Procter & Gamble spokesperson said she was unaware of any product re-positioning for the product.
In other developments, informed sources have told Pop's Weekly Letter that Bridget is no longer housebroken. Makes coming down the stairs in the morning an adventure.
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